The Opposite Sex

Nine things I know about men:
1. No skills for multi-tasking (especially when the SEC is playing)
2. They are much more complicated than women
3. They sometimes burp with their mouths closed and then blow it out like they are smoking
4. Never understand woman code... (example: if a woman asks you to pick up some extra food from the store, she is really asking you to get flowers while you are there)
5. Most between the ages of 16-22 are tool bags
6. They can be incredibly sensitive
7. Most do not care to be in fashion, as long as they are comfortable (this is a positive)
8. Men don't understand that women will fall for them if they just seem interested and partially listen when we talk
9. They do a better job at staying young